Hello, Dead Enders!

You are cordially invited to witness the blessed union of Willem Klaas Van Horn and Margot Harumi Blunt. The ceremony will take place June 9th at Flak's teeny tiny Chapel in Dead Drop.

BUT THIS WON'T BE YOUR AVERAGE WEDDING!

WILL Pagan run naked through the aisles of the church to protest the couple's nuptials?

WILL a psychotic Shade show up unexpectedly to exact revenge on Van Horn?

WILL Doctor Jack spike the punch with a potent aphrodisiac? (most likely yes)

WILL Gretchen unleash an army of 9 Assassins to terrorize the unwitting guests?

AND just what kind of cake did Kahlen make for the reception!

Come and find out Saturday June 9th at 5pm slt!

UPDATE! Pagan Ghostraven will be hosting a bachelor party at Rabbit's Garage the night before the wedding! Pagan Ghostraven to DJ! Listen to awesome tunes, get yer drink on, hoot at strippers! Get Bill drunk, shave off all his hair and tattoo 'Mel's Big 'n Hairy Leather Den' on his chest--no wait, don't do that!

UPDATE UPDATE! A mysterious person lurks in the shadows, waiting for the chance to spoil the celebration, determined to keep the couple apart. "This wedding will happen over my dead body!"

Bachelor party: Friday June 8th at 7pm slt at Rabbit's Garage in Dead Drop.
Wedding: Saturday June 9th at 5pm slt at Flak's chapel in Dead Drop.