I’ve got my own place to live! A big, spacious apartment that’s on wheels! Really cool Come pay me a visit boys. Bring some money, booze and something to smoke and lets PARTY!!!
I’m at Trailer Rental 101 over at Dead Drop Trailer Park (please DON’T give my address to the court or police).

Not working today, boys. Had to go to the hospital to see about my itchy private bits again and the slight discharge. The nice nurse gave me a couple of boxes of antibiotics so should be back at work real soon. Maybe tomorrow, guys.