Opening your email, you find yourself receiving the following office memo

For Your Attention :

Dear Sir/Ma'am

I am Dita Carmichael (Dita Actor), the latest Judicial Clerk to be attached to the docket and on staff for all your paper pushing needs. If there are any cases in which I might assist or research that you would like to assign; my schedule is completely open. Just drop your caseload on my desk (in IM) and I'll get right on to it!

Looking forward to working with your esteemed self.

Sincerely

DC.