Dear diary,
I am so confused. What is happening to the people around me? For the past week people keep telling me they are glad I'm feeling better...But I was never sick!

It began that night at Lulu's. This strange woman somehow knew my name and said it was nice to see that I had been discharged. I asked her what she was talking about. She then told me that she was a doctor (Doctor Thatcher) and had treated me in the hospital. I told her she had me confused with someone else, but she insisted it was me. She said I had been attacked by a man with an ax! She claimed that I was in the hospital under observation for two days. I laughed thinking it must be some kind of prank. When she persisted I got angry and left.

Later that night I decided to get sushi and went to that new sushi place by my work. When I came out, that same woman was across the street staring in my direction. She looked angry and disoriented at the same time and I got really nervous thinking she might attack me. Instead, she started yelling at the neon sign above my head! I tried to get past her before she would return her focus on me, but as I passed her, she fell to the ground screaming about being attacked by a dragon! I know I should have called for help for the deranged woman, but I was so scared, I just left.

The next day MJ came by to see me at work. I told her about my promotion to assistant manager, but she was giving me that all too familiar worried look that seems like she always has around me lately. She wanted to know how I was feeling and acted like I was a sick child. I told her I was fine...ok, the truth is I snapped at her, but it's really getting frustrating how she treats me like a kid! Anyway, then she told me that she had seen my file at the hospital and wanted to look me over and make sure I was better. I insisted that I have never been treated in the hospital, and that doctor seemed to be stalking me, but she only said she would talk to her and get her side of things. I can't believe that MJ would believe that nutty doctor over me!