An Alarming rise in sexual transmitted infections has risen again with over 40 STI related admissions in the last month.
Whilst I would normally point and laugh at these poor individuals, its time the hospital educated the public in personal hygiene and sexual health.

From April I will be conducting information classes for the general public, emphasizing the importance of safe sex and what happens when you don't use safe sexual methods.

Also planned for the future will be:
- Basic First Aid.
- Weight Loss (for all you fatties).
- Alcohol and Drugs.

((All classes will be in character and everyone is welcome to attend, dates and locations etc will be detailed nearer the time))