Hi.

My name is Max.

I am that dancing, singing hobo you may have seen on the streets of Dead End.

I am bright. I am shiny.

I have a weird dispostion in life.

Aliens are real.

The government is always watching.

Fuck cell phones, iPads, lap tops, and computers.

I kick it old school.

Do you have five dollars I can borrow?

*smiles sweetly*

I promise I'll give it back.

*holds out a dirty gloved hand*