To: All DONGS
From: The Board

During the riots a car crashed through our gates and into our building. While the damage to the structure is not that bad, the impact shattered the shielding on some of our imaging equipment. This equipment has been replaced, at great expense, thanks to a generous donation from people who were impressed with our tenacity in delivering medical care through the riots.

Despite rumors, there was no leak of radioactive materials and it is safe to return to work.