Hey y’all! I know I haven’t been a Dead End member for very long… But I want to make a business proposition! I know, I should be posting in the business proposal, but there’s a catch. Both in RL as well as SL, I am very poor. I’m a student and can barely afford gas. So I was hoping to find partners, investors or generous benefactors for this idea! (If not, totally cool! But I won’t be able to put forth this idea until I dig up some money! 🙂 )

On with the idea then…

I present to you, Dead Weight Gym (and Health Center):

“Bring those dead muscles back to life!”

Just like your neighborhood YMCA, this center is designed to keep the grunge off the streets and into doing something productive! The DWG will provide a “safe” environment for people to lift weights, try out various running/biking equipment, practice yoga and boxing and even use our range of dance and basketball court rooms! Accompanying a gym membership, DE residents will be able to use our indoor pool and health resources. Aching and hurting? Head downstairs to our fitness physicians! They will hook you up with all of the ACE bandages, ice and steroids you need! (Did I mention the selling of illegal performance-enhancement drugs?) Also head over for a free shower in our locker rooms and then relax with a health-conscious smoothie in our café! Want to host a birthday party? Talk to one of our managers about renting some of our rooms for any and every occasion!

As for events, of course we will have a giant pool party for the grand opening, as well as offering classes to the public. Some of these classes include: Partner Yoga (Yes, it’s basically a bunch of people having sex), Pole-dancing Classes, Adult Swim Lessons, and plenty of teams and games to be on and watch! We will also be throwing fundraisers to give back to the city of Dead End. These will include Dance-A-Thons as well as Holiday 5Ks (for example, the Topless 5K in support of Breast Cancer Awareness in October, you’re welcome boys!)
I hope you consider my idea, and will be open to helping me fulfill this! If possible, all the people who help me will receive a spot in the gym with their IC name of it, showing my appreciation!