Hey y'all! What's up? Haha. Sorry, if this comes off as pure rambling stream of consciousness. I'm sweating off a MASSIVE hang-over right now. Surprise, surprise. Since stepping foot in Dead End over a week ago, I haven't been able to hold myself back. Walking these depressing-ass streets, a girl can't help but drown her woeful sorrows in pitcher after pitcher of beer down at Lulu's 🙁 Oh wells, what're you gonna do? Just thought I'd say hey and intro myself to all you Dead End hood ratz out there. Name's Claudia Bellwood and my wild & crazy ass is 'bout ready to tear this po-dunk town a new one. And I hope you'll join me 😉 TOOTLES!

BTW my bio is pasted below. Enjoy! ;D
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Fairly high maintenance and more-than-a-little self-absorbed, Claudia Bellwood is a party girl extraordinaire with a reputation for being aggressively outspoken and ruthlessly belligerent. She originally hails from Chicago, where things were going pretty swell for her... Living a relative life of luxury for several years as the mistress of an affluent business man much older than herself, she grew accustomed to the finer things-- diamonds, furs, rides in limos, all manner of exquisite pamperings on top of copious amounts of high-life shin-digging that finally went sour when she maxxed out all her John's credit cards and even some of his checking account-- an offense that just a few years earlier might have earned his forgiveness. However, too much partying, drinking, and drugs, has left Claudia a bloated, tired reflection of her former self. And so, he kicked her to the curb, finding no more excuses to justify the exorbitant burden she was constantly putting on his life. Thus, leaving her to fend for herself in the forlorn gutters of Dead End. Claudia has only her scant wits and instincts to rely on, and whatever else that's left in her brain which hasn't been annihilated by long nights of heavy booze and ribbons of cocaine... Will she be able to make it? Who knows...