DATE: 01/14/12

PROPOSAL BY: Kitten Aerallo

GROUP NAME: Acme Industries

TYPE: Import/export

SLURL: Teleport

BACKSTORY: Hi, I am Kitten Aerallo. Some of you already know me from my career at BD Productions. After working my way up the porn ladder I hit it big with a centerfold issue. But my therapist says if I am ever going to overcome my issues with sex addiction I totally need a new profession. So, I am looking to invest my money in a business. It seems to me the import export business is the way to go. The local businesses need supplies and illegal immigrants for cheap labor. Not to mention that the deviants sort of need a place to stash bodies, unload murder weapons and smuggle their drugs in and out. Though I probably won't know about those illegal things. Acme Industries is a legitimate business so they will have to lie, manipulate and cover up their criminal acts.

UNIQUE: 1)We kind of live in a can and have a ship in our ummm...parking lot. (Starts to hum the spongebob squarepants theme as she sings "Who lives in a can near the sea" 2)Chaos...Kitten has no experience whatsoever in the shipping business so it would probably not come as a shock to you if strange things ended up in DE or if orders got screwed up and you got two tons of anchovies instead of two cans. Does DE smell even more fishy than usual? 3)Since her last job was porn, her idea of contract language might be rather interesting.

EXP:I have been in DE a little while now and I come up with some creative rp. I can be intense and serious or I can make you laugh yourself silly.

IDEAS:How better to start your life in DE than as an illegal alien...okay well once someone convinces Kitten illegal aliens are not little green men from mars or Arnold Schwarznegger..then it is a great way to start off. Plus it is totally not my fault if the chickens the Chinese restaurant ordered get loose from the coop and wind up overtaking the police station. Yeah, you get the idea.

OTHER:So I will stop my Sex on the Street interviews where I ask people things like whether vibrators should come in midget size, if they have ever used Billy Bob's anal lube or other fine motor oil products and all those things that make you unsure whether you want to blush or laugh so hard you pee yourself.