[[So Al started a public Blog, though who owns it is IC unknown..unless your character knows her well enough to work out who it is..and like.ya'know.. the actual blog Website is here: http://deadunderbelly.wordpress.com/ but I will also add new posts to here also! Enjoy!]

Post one

You know computers will kill us? Right?

I’m not a tech savvy person, heck I had to read a damn book on how to blog to get this fucking thing working enough so I could start this..blog..why is it called a blog anyway, sounds like bog, which is them island people with the hats made of bears slang for ‘loo’, so maybe this is the virtual equivalent of writing on a bathroom wall. Which by the way I did -never- do so why that damn cop accused me of writing that poem cast as “Rude” on the subway pissers wall was totally wrong. It was a work of fucking art.

Down to the truth and hard hitting de-factios of life people, computers are totally going to kill us all. I got this Rambo thing right? My finance says it ‘Vacuums the floor so you don’t almost kill the cat again’ but this fucking circle disc of fuckery is the worst thing to come into existence since them croc shoes that make people look like they got foot raped by someone with a fetish for Walmart. This stupid thing zooms around the room at the grand speed of fuck-all an hour bumping into more shit than a certain local Chinese woman. Seriously, this thing has almost killed my cat more times than I have and it’s a total shitpisser of an invention. Fuck Rambo Robot.

So these damn devilboxes are also a bunch of crap, watching everything we’re typing and sending it to like everyone so they can steal our ideas and make another Bruce willis movie.But apparently you can’t request the addresses of everyone in the city when you’re on a ‘list’ because you may have, -ACCIDENTALLY- May I add, blew a few objects up or totally innocent watched a car go over a bridge and apparently it was totally -my- fault because some dimwit said I told her to do it, bullshit. So looks like I’m stuck using the online method and all I can do is say -I NEVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG GOVERNMENT, GO PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE-.

Also, introduction..I live in a city called Dead End, and if you don’t know where that is get a fucking map you dipshit, or turn on the tv, we’re on the news enough. Seriously am I going to have to baby people like they are idiots all the way through this shit? Fuckwads.

Dead End is the ultimate shithole of shit in the bumfuck state of Michigan. I’ve lived here all my life and pretty much waiting for some case of infectious fungi to spawn to make everyone choke to death. Though for being a shithole we have a healthy supply of morons and crackheads selling their worldly goods for cheap so they can get a fix, so we have that shit going for us.