Ha! I never knew this forum existed. LOL.

Hello, I'm Asshat. Nyankitty on SL. I play a lot of different characters. I won't go into their backgrounds. They're just here to say hello.

Margot Harumi Blunt, age 19

Marlene Dade, age 42 (deceased)

Steve Bartel (occasionally), age 49

Hillary Hamilton Harper-Blunt (aka Grandma Hill), age 81

Caroline Hamilton, age 100 (or something around there...she's dead anyway)

Agent Frank Gillespie, FBI, age 30 (deceased)

Doctor Gretchen Mueller, age 45

Kuan Yin 'Kevin' Su, age 20

Walter Ugolin (status unknown), age 56

Judy (JUDY!) Tatasciore, age 31

Althea Yamada Jones Blunt, age 42

Charles Blunt, age 49

Cosmo and Osip Cadavarian, age 50

Robot surveillance bird, age N/A

The 9 Assassins, various ages

My rl partner plays Bill Van Horn, age 35. I also play Bill whenever my partner is unavailable.