Its time Pizza Slut had a set application that can be used to help Bean interview people.. I'm still working out the bugs..

Name

Address

Telephone Number

License plate number if living in car:

Desired Wage.. Check one.. Intern... $4.00 5-8.00 8.00-16.00 Slave wages..
Disclaimer... just because you request a waged doesnt mean you'll get it.

Are you most comfortable..
A. working the register
B. preparing food
C Making deliveries
D Running the Smashmaster 9000
E. opening safes and counting large amounts of cash

Do you
Have a beard
Chew gum
Smoke
Fart excessively

Do you have a license to drive?
Do you have a car?
Can you drive me to Wal Mart?

What are you willing to wear to work?
Paper hat
Tie
Spandex
Short Skirt
Singing Pizza outfit

Education:

High School Name
Grade Point Average
Mascot

Viking
Titan
Devil
Some lame animal

Previous Employers:
Company Name?
Position held:
Boss's name
Boss's wife's Name:
Salary:
How did you know your boss's wife's name?

Are you an industrial Spy from Godfathers? (( You have to tell us if you are)

Are you a terrorist or have you ever considered
blowing something up
Using Pizza to cause domestic terror acts
have a pepperoni fetish
Love sexual devices
Enjoy using sexual devices in a manner not suggested by the manufacturers
Considered crashing things into buildings
Masturbate to bon fires
Masturbate to house fires
Masturbate to uncooked food products
Masturbate WITH uncooked food products

Have you ever lost the keys to a restaurant?

Have you ever been to any of the following
Taco Bell
Disney Land
a drunk tank
Hidden Valley

Can you get low?

Do you know what it means to get low?

Have you ever been accused of being a Bully, meanie or fart knocker?

Who makes the world's best Pizza?

What is Sausage made from

If you have three fat people trying to fit in a booth made for three skinny people and they are complaining what do you do?

Are you lying?

You sure?
You have to tell us if you're lying..

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