Dead End Police Department Incident Report

Incident Time and Date:
2/14/12 2218

Incident Location:
Road in front of Hotel

Officers Attending:
None.. ICR filed at later date after complaint and medical treatment

Alleged Offense Committed:
Assault

Further Action:
Questioning of suspects.

Victim:
Bean Darkfire (Xhex Darkfire)

Suspect:
Unknown masked man working for someone called "Suzie"

Witnesses:
None

Items Stolen or Taken:
None

Weapons Used:
PIpe of some sort

Evidence Recovered:
Statement

Officer Manx: Can you tell me in your own words what happened?
Bean Darkfire: Well, can I use normal words because using my own words would suck. You know what I mean? Anyway I will just like use English or some junk... Anways! I was like standing by the hotel because I was thinking about going and seeing if Fairy Lady was doing good and all that junk, but then all the sudden this guy in a mask showed up and POW.. he hit me with this pipe and then I like heard a snapping noise and it hurt like a mother fucker... Sorry, can Is say that on your tape recorder thingy? Ok good.. anyway.. I was rolling around and he kicked me in the boobs... have you ever been kicked in the boobs? that shit hurt! I was able to get my knife out and he ran away... He said that I had nice boobs, and that it was from suzie??
****End Taped Interview***

Ms Darkfire was seen earlier this week fighting with a Sue Petersen, but after interviewing her carefully, she has been ruled out..
Upon interviewing Kahlen Vaniva it has been reveled that Ms Darkfire had an argument with a Bill Games, who she was quoted as telling... "I'll spank your ass and call you Suzie."
I'll be keeping an eye out on the Red Herring Coffee Shop to interview Bill Games about any involvement in this crime.

Summary of Events:
As Stated in Miss Darkfire's Report

Signature of Reporting Officer:
Shade Manx