Grand Re-Opening of Spunk R’ Us – Cactus Catching Relay!!

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Sun, Apr 09 @ 7:00 pm - 9:30 pm

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You got balls big enough to come and try your hand at cactus catching? I hope not or they might just get in the way and then we will have to have you carted off to the hospital to get the spines removed from your junk! But, if you don’t have too big o’ balls in your happy sacks, then that’s okay too. Come on down to Spunk R’ Us and join in the cactus catching fun! If you are the last man or woman (don’t want to discriminate) standing…err…not bleeding badly? Then you can win a $100 gift certificate to Spunk’s as well as a free 30 minute body massage. Disclaimer. The body massage does not include happy ending package, nor full frontal nudity, though I am sure you can persuade one of us to moon you! 😉