Multiple Officers Injured in Confrontation in Lulu’s
Several officers, including Captain Snow, were injured in a confrontation with two suspects in Lulu’s on Tuesday. This reporter has not been able to discern what they were being arrested for, but it is believed to have been possession of drugs and potential intent to distribute. The two suspects (who have not been identified) were confronted by Captain Snow, Lieutenant Manx,... Read More
Repo Man: America’s Most Wanted
The DEPD have released the following description of this killer: Believed to be tall, over six feet and often wears sunglasses. He is believed to go by the name “Don” but that is uncertain. He has red hair. If you see this man you should assume that he is armed and dangerous and do NOT approach him. If you see this man, please contact the DEPD immediately. Read More
Second Communiqué From the Serial Killer!
In another shocking exclusive the DE Daily was sent a SECOND video message to the city from the notorious serial killer. Even though he’s not had a victim since his first video screed, in his latest video the killer goes on a now familiar rant against humanity. Rambling on for more than 8 minutes he interlaces his threats with disturbing images and footage seeming to compare... Read More
Kidnapper Strikes!
In the early hours of May 1st a masked woman, identified by a witness by her accent and shock of red hair, Gretchen Mueller kidnapped Bill Van Horn CEO of ATlanTech Systems. Mr Van Horn was last seen in the Red Herring where he received what appeared to be a distressing phone call. He left and was spotted shortly thereafter by Vance Clayton, a Red Herring employee. According... Read More
Editor’s note Re: The Case of the Kidnapping Cop!
It seems the DEPD isn’t the only department that deals with corruption. As editor in chief, I must extend my personal apologies to Captain Flak and the DEPD for the article which ended up going to print ‘missing’ the editor’s note added to inform the public that Officer Wyatt Coy was punished for his transgressions against Kahlen Vaniva. Indeed, The department... Read More
DEPD Looking For Suspected Terrorist, New Drug Involved
Police are currently searching for a woman by the name of ‘Athena’. She is believed to be conspiring to introduce a new substance to our already drug laden streets. The drug has been nicknamed ‘redeye’ and police are urging extreme caution in regards to it. According to the police department, this drug causes the following symptoms: Near immunity to... Read More
DEPD Shocking Exclusive! The Case of the Kidnapping Cop!
On the night of April the 11th 23 year old Kahlen Vaniva was walking home from the Asian District. The pretty and slender blond, having been warned previously by friends and family, was normally very careful of prowlers and other violent criminals. However, when confronted by a prowler that doesn’t need the shadows to hide in, what could the young lady do when faced... Read More
Store Manager Attacked, Possible Serial Killer on the Prowl
Friday the 13th proved to be a truly unlucky day for one local resident. Fenris Edda, manager of the Icky Quickie Mart, was attacked on Friday evening during what had been a quiet night. According to Edda, an odd looking man with pale skin entered the store looking for thread. And this is when Edda’s night became a nightmare. While Edda was under the counter... Read More
DEPD Officer Attacked by Chainsaw-Wielding Maniac
Officer Shade Manx On April 7, 2012 a call came in to the DEPD about a woman being chased around town by a man wielding a chainsaw. Officer Eric Dawn was dispatched to investigate and Officer Manx joined the scene as backup with her K-9 unit Coco. After interviewing someone who pointed the officers towards the sewer (and some delicious peanut-butter scones), Officer Dawn followed... Read More
Red Herring Axe Murderer
A few days ago, an axe murderer struck at the Red Herring. According to witness testimony, the man asked for a scone and then began to attack individuals in the store with a woodsman’s axe. One of the victimes died at the scene. The police have not released the details of the dead man’s identity, saying that they will release those details to the public only after the... Read More
